Celebrating 25 Years of Small Business Stories, One Laugh at a Time
At WAPPoint, we’ve seen a lot over the past 25 years — booming businesses, evolving tech, and incredible growth. But let’s be honest: some of the best moments have come with a side of laughter.
This month, as part of our 25-year celebration, we’re rolling out “Funny Money” — a tribute to the weird, the wonderful, and the downright hilarious moments our merchants have had at the till. Because running a business isn’t just about balancing the books — it’s about the stories that keep us going!
😄 The Funniest Things Our Merchants Have Heard
“Do you guys sell Wi-Fi here?”
One of our coffee shop clients recalls a tourist walking in, sniffing the air, and saying, “Mmm, smells like good Wi-Fi in here.” Turns out, they thought “cappuccino” was some kind of broadband upgrade. Hey, at least they still bought a muffin.
“Can I pay in exposure?”
A boutique owner in Cape Town told us about a very enthusiastic “influencer” who tried to pay for a designer bag with… a shout-out on Instagram. The POS didn’t have an “Exposure” payment method, so they settled for a card payment.
A 2-for-1 deal gone sideways
One merchant ran a “buy one, get one free” deal. A customer tried to pay half the price and take both items — “Because technically, I’m only paying for one, right?” We’ll call that a creative approach to math.
💸 Weirdest Payments Processed on Our POS
Goats, socks, and a sports car?
Yes. All three. From livestock markets to quirky side hustles, our devices have handled the full spectrum of small business commerce. One merchant even processed a payment for a sports car and wanted to put it on the credit card over a 36-month budget period. Unfortunately, we had to decline this transaction.
Funny Money: WAPPoint Staff Stories


🧾 Why These Stories Matter
Sure, they’re funny — but they also remind us of the human side of doing business. Every sale tells a story. Behind every swipe, tap, or scan is a moment that brings businesses and customers closer together.
As a trusted payment partner, WAPPoint isn’t just here for the transactions — we’re here for the connection, the community, and yes, even the comedy.
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